Great Jokes About Musicians

What is almost as good as playing with other musicians? That's easy, laughing at them thru hillarious muscian themed jokes. Every group of people have members that follow certain stereotypical behaviour and musicians are by far the worse, as any trip to a music store anywhere in the world will yield the exact same guitar player playing the exact same riff. Behaviours like this makes for some good laughs for those of us who know a muscian or two.

We have collected and received countless jokes over the years, and so we decided to share them with everyone by creating a special section just for them. We also categorized them by instrument and added an easy "mail to a friend" system to make sharing these funnies a snap. Use the links to the left to select jokes specific to an instrument. You can also see below for some examples.

• Guide to Dating Musicians
  A woman's guide on the finer points of dating a musician. One of the funniest things we have read in a long time.
  
  
• Bassist Jokes
  Pick on your favorite bassplayer with jokes like How do you tell if a bass player is actually dead? Hold out a check (but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).
  
  
• Jokes about Guitar Players
  Ahh where would musician jokes be without the ever important lead guitarist. How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune? Evidently all of them.
  
  
• Drummer Cracks
  Be carefull making these jokes around a drummer, as they tend to carry sticks in their socks...Ya hear about the band that locked their keys in the van? Took 45 minutes to get the drummer out.
  
  
• Laugh at a Lead Singer
  How many times does a singer have to screw the lightbulb? None, he holds on and the world revolves around him.